
Susan was very tired yesterday. Julz cheer competition was yesterday and they didn't make it to the next level. We went grocery shopping and by the time we got home she was very tired. She started kissing on me and hugging on me in the kitchen and I just looked at her...
"You want me to cook the steaks don't you?"
"Well, you're so much better at it than I am."
(obvious woman tactic... slid the favor in with the compliment)
"Okay, I'll cook the steaks, but I'm not sucking my own dick."
